XIRIBIRI ?
:yrolleyes:> José já namorava há 5 anos com a Maria,
>>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > uma morena de >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > corpo escultural, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > rabinho perfeito, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > peito delicioso e, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > olhando para ela, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > tinha simplesmente >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > as medidas perfeitas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > de uma deusa grega. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Só tinha um problema. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Até hoje, Maria >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > pura e simplesmente >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > não dava baldas, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > a não ser uns apalpões. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Um dia, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > estavam os dois >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > na boa no sofá, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > mexendo ali e >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > mexendo aqui... >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > quando José >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > começa a tirar >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > a blusa >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > à Maria. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Tira também >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > a saia >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > da sua >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > amada...mas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > quando começava a achar que >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > finalmente iria >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > 'acontecer' , >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Maria avisou logo: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - José, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > eu sou >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > uma mulher de família, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > só >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > vou 'coisar' >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > contigo >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > depois de >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > casarmos. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Depois, eu até >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > faço XIRIBIRI contigo. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > José, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > sem entender >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > o que era XIRIBIRI, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > levantou-se, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > saiu >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > e foi >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > então >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > para casa >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > da Joana, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > uma loirinha linda >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > que era >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > um caso >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > antigo >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > dele e que >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > era daquelas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > altamente liberais. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Ao chegar, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > José não >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > pensou >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > duas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > vezes e >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > foi >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > logo >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > para cima dela. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Depois de várias posições >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > e jeitos >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ele >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > não >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > pensou >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > duas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > vezes >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > e pediu: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Joana, não achas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > que já estamos >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > sem muitas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ideias para >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > as nossas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > quecas ??? >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Também acho, Morzinho. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Então, não poderiamos fazer >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > um XIRIBIRI?. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Joana >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ficou branca >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > e gritou logo: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - QUEM PENSAS TU >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > QUE EU SOU ???? >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > POSSO SER TUA >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > AMANTE, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > FAZER >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > TODO O >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > TIPO DE >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > COISAS, MAS >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ACHAS QUE EU SOU >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > DESSAS QUE >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > FAZEM >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > XIRIBIRI ?!?!?!?! >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Pôs o José >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > imediatamente >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > porta fora, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > que saiu >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > atrapalhado, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > corado com >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > a vergonha. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > A solução >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > seria ir a >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > uma casa >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > de *****. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > De noite, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ao chegar lá, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > viu umas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > e outras e >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > estando >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > preparado >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > para gastar >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > uns cobres >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > foi logo ter >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > com a putinha >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > mais linda, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > uma loirinha de >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > parar o trânsito. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Ao chegar >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ao quarto >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > não deu >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > hipótese, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > foi directo >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ao assunto: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Então, fazes >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > realmente tudo???? >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Claro, estou aqui >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > para te dar prazer, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > fofinho!!!! >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Qualquer coisa mesmo?? >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Já disse que faço >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > de tudo para >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ganhar dinheiro. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Então vá, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > que tal >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > começarmos por >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > um XIRIBIRI? >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Sem pensar, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > a **** alça >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > da mão e >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > prega-lhe um >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > estaladão >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > cara e grita: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - SEU DESAVERGONHADO, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > SOU **** MAS >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > NÃO SOU >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > QUALQUER UMA. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > QUEM PENSAS >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > TU QUE >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > EU SOU... >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > A **** continuava >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > o seu >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > discurso, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > enquanto >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > fora do >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > quarto >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > toda a gente >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ouvia os berros. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Sem perceber >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > o que se passava, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > o chulo >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > invade o >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > quarto e >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > pergunta: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - O que é que está >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > a acontecer aqui ?? >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Amigo, eu perguntei >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > se ela fazia tudo >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > (respondeu José). >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Aqui todas >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > fazem de tudo. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Mas quando lhe >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > pedi para ela fazer >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > XIRIBIRI >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > ela enlouq.... >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Sem deixar o José >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > acabar de falar, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > o chulo saca >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > dum revólver >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > e berra: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - ISTO AQUI >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > É UMA CASA >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > DE *****, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > MAS AS >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > MINHAS MENINAS >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > NÃO SÃO >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > DESSE TIPO, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > SAIA JÁ DAQUI, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > SEU F...D...P... >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > SENÃO >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > FURO-TE O >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > CORPO TODO!!! >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Então, José >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > foi logo para >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > casa da Maria >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > e ao chegar >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > disse: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > - Maria, casa >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > comigo agora, já, por favor. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > José não >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > aguentava >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > mais ficar >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > sem saber o >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > que era >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > XIRIBIRI. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Dois dias depois >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > eles casaram, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Foram de >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > lua de mel, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > mas no caminho >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > tiveram um >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > acidente e Maria morre. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > José, então, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > chora de raiva >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > pois agora >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > nunca saberia >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > o que era >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > XIRIBIRI. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Se ele não soube, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > eu também não sei. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > Recebi este e-mail hoje >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > e passei-o para >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > que vocês ficassem >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > TÃO LIXADOS >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > como eu, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > que perdi >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > um tempo >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > do caraças >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > a ler isto >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > e não descobri >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > o que é >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > essa ***** >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > do >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > XIRIBIRI. |
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